Baby we'll be fine

I am so obsessed with this song right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN3NnupOQV0

Revelation: Stutters can be sexy

Pittsburgh has been crazy the past few days because of the G20. Downtown Pittsburgh is like a ghost town, no one is down there but police. There are countless detours and closed roads. I've seen multiple bomb squad trucks every day. The sky has been full of helicopters and there are countless state troopers out. The protesters smashed the windows of the Boston Market next to my work, so I don't think they'll have me go in tomorrow. They also smashed windows of my bank on the corner of my street as well as several other banks and chains. I've heard sirens out my window all day.

This shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
Also, does any one else find it impossible to spell bananas without singing the song in their head first?

So I had my lower right wisdom tooth removed today. It didn't hurt quite as badly as I expected it to, but my face is already swollen. Anyway, so I googled how long I should wait until I can start smoking again. And it really just made me angry. There were so many stupid preachy assholes who didn't have anything constructive to say, just "why are you smoking anyway?" or "use this opportunity to quit smoking"

Dude, fuck you. No one asked for your opinion on smoking, no one cares that you think it's dirty or disgusting. If you don't have anything USEFUL to say, just shut the fuck up and don't reply.

Also, I've decided that as much as I love hockey, I'm not going to let myself watch the SCF games. Last year, whenever I watched the game the Penguins lost. I watched Saturday and Sunday and guess what...I'm not taking that chance again. I'm just going to obsessively check scores and read the live blog.

Why is there always that one guy in every yoga class who breathes so loudly you can hear him no matter how far away you position yourself?

Guys,

we're going on a road trip to new orleans on Friday. We need some country hits for our drive down to dixie.
Any help?

My 21st birthday is tomorrow.
My senior thesis is due tomorrow, I have a page written
I'm leaving for Muncie in half an hour to take the Praxis exam
I haven't properly slept or eaten in days
I am freaking the fuck out

What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

I'm just really not looking forward to Christmas.
I wish I could just go back to this time last year.
I wish I was going back to London
I wish I was as happy as I was then
I wish mom was still here

if wishes were horses, if wishes were horses.

I made this today.
It's a Jizz In My Pants ringtone.
Starts at "I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me" and goes to the end of song, so about 30 seconds.

Jizz In My Pants ringtone

I love this icon

I just spent 22 hours in the library. I've had nothing but a huge cup of coffee and 6 cigarettes. I took an hour break to go to class and an hour to go to work, where I had to deal with screaming children, paint, and pizza. I want to die.

But I got a new tattoo yesterday. I got my mom's name (Happy) in her handwriting on my shoulder. I like it a lot.

But I still want to die. 7 more days till the four one true

LOOK AT HOW GODDAMN CUTE THIS IS

And again I am amazed by how awesome my friends are. Polly and her mom are coming down and Emmy is coming back tomorrow.

Also, guys seriously I'm not going to cut this because ya'll need to read this fuckery
I can't believe these people. seriously read this shit



And I had to call Bob, her ex fiancee, just now. He was pretty quiet and just kind of shocked when I told him. I hope he cries like the little bitch he is.

Smoked a bit and watched the election results last night with Gen and Bethany.
My mother would have approved.
My first thought was to call her. She wanted me to vote so much. She sent me all these emails reminding me to send in my absentee ballot. When I came home she was pleased that at least I'd be able to do it at the polling place. She had the doctor write her a 4 hour pass so she could go and vote yesterday. They thought she was going to come home today.

This is stupid and weird. I keep second guessing myself. Like, I almost feel like I'm making this whole thing up and that she's just on vacation or something. That at any minute she's just going to walk in the door or call.

I'm really grateful that I have such amazing friends. Gen flew down from D.C. yesterday morning and Maddie's train from New York comes in tonight. I'm really lucky.

Thank all of you guys so much for the love and support. It means a lot.

Also for the lolz: Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter" in 2000.

So. My mother died.

That is all.

oh my god
work was basically a 10 hour workout

I love being woken up at 5 in the morning by horrible banging in the pipes.
Especially when I have work at 8.
Great.

I woke up to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up. It's gonna be a good day.